Blood sucker

Did you know that storing umbilical cord blood is often not covered under insurance? But it’s worth it. Why?
Two words: Vampire Milkshakes
Yeah, that's right... when the vampire hordes come, your child will be among the first to be taken since you don't have any umbilical cord blood stored to appease them with a ritual offering of a frothy, chilled life-force beverage.

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