So my Palm pilot breaks down and I send it for warranty repair 3 days ago. I sent it UPS next morning air. I haven't shit since then. I had no idea how dependent I was on my palm pilot for shitting. Well it comes in today. Remarkable turn around time. As soon as I open the package and see my shiny new palm pilot (no cost) I instantly get the most throbbing painful stomachache. I run (ok walk real quickly with ass clenched) to the shitter and have a good old-fashioned EXPLOSIONSHIT. I felt air rush out of the slats above the rim and below the seat and the grout in the tiles turned grayish.